She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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