what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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