I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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