I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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