I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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