My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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