You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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