I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
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