i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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