My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
my nose is crying tears of wow.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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