well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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