Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
wow bdsm is so cute
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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