She's JV to your varsity
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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