My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I need a burrito and a hug.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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