community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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