She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
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like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
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