hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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