People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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