the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I understand Curling. That high.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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