I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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