I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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