Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
we're so committed to being not committed
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Randomize
