I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Be still, my beating vagina.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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