my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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