D3 body, D1 cock
We're like a lot better than the average bears
im having a threesome with these popsicles
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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