Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I didn't notice because vodka
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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