I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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