Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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