I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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