Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
they need to just BURY HIM!
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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