Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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