They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
My breasts were aching with rage.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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