Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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