called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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