What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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