We're like a lot better than the average bears
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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