weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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