I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
