Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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