i jhust puked up my retainher.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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