Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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