3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I heard we made out
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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