I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
you would pick up someone in the library
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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