This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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