Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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