69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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