It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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