We won't sleep together?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
i now understand why vodka
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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