Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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