I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
i already hear my dad disowning me
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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